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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, 
Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.
Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?
Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too


The doctor told santa singh that if if ran 8 kilometres a day for 300 days, if would lord 34 kilor. At the end me 300 days, santa singh called the doctor over STD to report if had lost the weight. But if had a problem.
"what 's the problem ? "asked the doctor.
"I 'm 2400 kms from home. "