A begging woman on the street
Please sir ….. this child im holding is just 3 years old….. haven’t eaten for days ….
my husband died 5 years ago.. help us wit some money..
A lady broke the traffic signal...
Police:Stop!!
Lady:Plz let me go.I'm a teacher.
... ... ...
Police:Aah,I've waited for this moment all my life
Now write...
'I'll never break signal' 100 timez... :p
A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan:
Husband: What was that for?
.
Wife: I found a paper in your Pocket, with the
name Jenny on it.
Husband: I played a Race last week and Jenny
was the name of my Horse. Wife: Sorry!
.
Next day, Wife again hit him with the Frying
Pan.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Your Horse is on the Phone
